Look funny pictures of cats in the form of a slide show with music. Two four to six week old house cats, one with the funny ears that fold down to follow the contour of his head. The “monorail” cat is a Persian mix clutching the railing, and he really looks like the he had been designed around that rail. Relly funny pictures of cats. Picture of a large cat seemingly driving a car on the freeway. It’s probably doctored. Thank you Photoshop. The next funny cat photo has been all over the Internet. It appears that the cat is waring a funny helmet made out of the skin of a lime. A kitten is sitting on a thin branch of a blossoming tree. He appears to be hanging on for dear life.
The following funny picture of a cat has also been all over the net, but I thought it be all right to include it. It is a Photoshop creation of a small kitty at a widow holding sniper rifle. it’s really cute. Next, there is a cat in the process of ruining the bug screen on a porch door by climbing up on it with claws all out. Next funny cat picture is of a house cat sleeping soundly under the covers. The picture following it is of a really young Persian cat not more than two weeks old close up. He seems so vulnerable. Next is another Photoshop creation of a young kitty holding up both paws while a gun is pointed at him. A gray cat massaging a red cat that seems rather appreciative. Obviously, the towel and the massage table were later added. The next funny kitty is wearing a hat that resembles a frog. Some people just don’t know when to stop. Some one please call animal control.
More funny pictures of cats. A young gray kitty had gotten into a kitchen cabinet and is now sitting in a pot, So cute. The next photo is not funny, I just thought I had to include it because it was so cool. it is an extreme close up of a cat’s eye while it’s laying on its side. Two kitties cleaning each other with their eyes closed. Next in my collection of funny pictures of cats is a cat sleeping next to the monitor and keyboard of a computer. The caption reads “Oh, I shouldn’t have eaten that mouse.” Tiny little kitten sleeping under some covers. Funny pictures of a large cat being given a bath. He doesn’t like it and the eyes look huge!
Next on funny pictures of cats is another really wet Persian kitty. Following it is a white cat with lots of hair laying on her back on a couch with a bottle of beer and a remote control. This cat picture is so funny. The cat is wearing a small cup for a hat and has her eyes closed. The next funny cat picture is of a young white cat meowing close up. Small kitty in the palm of a human small enough to fit on it perfectly. The next funny cat picture is really something. There is a black cat in an open cage and a much smaller parrot is pecking at him from the doorway.
The next one is of a cat and a large dog play fighting. The cat has his back against the wall, and is in the process of delivering a kick to the face of the dog. The dog’s saliva is flying all over the place. Funny eared cat with a PlayStation game controller. Really funny pictures of cats include a kitten in the bra of a woman soundly sleeping and playing with a Game Boy Advance.
This guy is great doing shadow puppetry with his hands. His hands look like two people making out and even doing things that moves things into the PG 13 category (if not NC 17). This Shadow Puppet video was shot at party. The people at the party had a very positive reaction and it seems that shadow puppetry makes a cool party gag.
This is the original Star Wars Gangsta Rap song. It’s been floating around in mp3 format for a while now. I posted the other one as well form YouTube. The second Star Wars Gangsta Rap track has a video that is clipped together from all the Star Wars movies, and it’s awesome. The second one is also a lot edgier with stronger words and sexual innuendo. Below the video, you can find the lyrics to this song.
(Vader with Sidious/Emperor)
It’s not the east or the west side.
No it’s not!
It’s not the north or the south side.
No it’s not!
It’s the Dark side.
You are correct!
Keep frontin’ the Empire,
To all you Vader-haters out there,
We’ll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die!
We got death star!(Death Star!) x 8
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!) (fade after)
(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now!
And quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder,
where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
You cleaned your room?
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I’m on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the Toshi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
But now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherder!
(Obi-Wan)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Degobah, Run to Degobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah.
(Yoda)
I’m Yoda,
I’m a soulja,
I’ll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya!
Don’t be unwise judge me not by my size,
You wont believe your eyes,
Watch the X-wing rise!
(Luke)
Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know still I must confront Lord Vader!
(Yoda)
But Luke, not ready are you!
(Luke)
But there’s a city in the clouds where they keeping ma crew,
A Jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do,
so now Vader, I’m coming for you!
(Luke in X-Wing)
Yea, that’s right R-2.,
Set a new course.
We’re going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty good Gin and tonic
You should mix me up another?
(Lord Vader)
Impressive, now release yo’ anger,
You must have sensed that yo’ friends are in danger.
(Luke)
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?
(Lord Vader)
It’s imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father.
(Luke)
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
(Lord Vader)
Then there is something, I must reveal him.
I am yo’ fatha,
I’m yo’ fatha,
I am yo’ fatha,
I’m yo’ fatha,
I am yo’ fatha,
I’m yo’ fatha,
I am yo’ fatha,
I’m yo’ fatha’!
(Owen)
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke.
This is great! There is a video for the original “Star Wars Gangsta Rap”, but it’s an animation and not that great. You should listen to the song, though, because it’s really good. Now, the song is just as good, or even better than the first Star Wars Gangsta Rap, but they copiled a video for it from the movies and they did a GREAT job. Check it out here. (Below it, you can find the lyrics.)
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers ’bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t shit!
Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell ‘em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
But you’re the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
This is a video of a bunch of street performers in Central Park, New York City. While the guy must have done this a thouand times, he screws up and lands smack in the back of his scull. Very Bad. This video makes it look like something funny, and you as the viewer feel really guilty.